You're going to accidentally cut off a finger with this. Do you really want to make your mom cut food with something you chopped yourself with? Jesus...
[He puts it down and reaches into his coat pocket. He keeps a Swiss army knife on himself and he pulls that out.] Here. Help me sterilize this.
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[He puts it down and reaches into his coat pocket. He keeps a Swiss army knife on himself and he pulls that out.] Here. Help me sterilize this.