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[anequal]

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[anequal]

you can be a rebel and stay out of trouble!

[phoenix_temple]

But that's the point of being a rebel...

[anequal]

you're rebelling by not turning yourself into the authorities.

[phoenix_temple]

Maybe I should. I'm clearly a danger to others. It might be a good idea to turn myself over to the FBI.

[anequal]

and break my heart? you monster. :)

[phoenix_temple]

I'm protecting you from myself.

[anequal]

i assure you i need no protection from the woman i love

[phoenix_temple]

You don't know me well enough to say that.

[anequal]

i know how i feel about you on the other hand.

[phoenix_temple]

... You're a charmer. I have to worry about your intentions sometimes.

[anequal]

if i start texting in proper grammar and punctuation you can worry some more because i'll probably be bullshitting you then

[phoenix_temple]

P sure you're bullshitting me now.

[anequal]

No, when I'm bullshitting you my typing gets proper to the point of pretentious.

[phoenix_temple]

You sarcastic :)d.

[anequal]

well sometimes you threaten to break my heart and you say it's in the name of my protection so you deserve it

[phoenix_temple]

Well it is in the name of your protection!

[anequal]

you can't protect me from yourself when you're the one harming me!

[phoenix_temple]

I am a danger to myself and others, Anthony. I punched someone today.

[anequal]

armin and i are backstabbers

literally and figuratively

you're good

[phoenix_temple]

tbf I don't see myself transforming into a titan.

[anequal]

please don't turn into a man eating ken doll

[phoenix_temple]

It would not be cute you might break up with me.

[anequal]

actually you would eat me first.

[phoenix_temple]

Well I won't become a titan regardless because I do not want to eat you, so.

[anequal]

and i don't want armin coming out being like kill all the titans so i'm gld we have reached this agreement