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[phoenix_temple]

No one actually thinks you're contagious.

[anequal]

That's what you say!

[phoenix_temple]

Do I have to make a public announcement for you to be happy?

[anequal]

Maybe. You have to take responsibility!

[phoenix_temple]

Responsibility for being honest...

[anequal]

I am not contagious.

[phoenix_temple]

But you are! You made me like this.

[anequal]

I did not! It was because you almost got hit by a car!

[phoenix_temple]

Well if you'd let me get hit, this wouldn't've happened so if you're going to complain...

[anequal]

My morality is higher than that.

[phoenix_temple]

You're trapped now; how many times have you saved me?

[anequal]

Too many to count, honestly. What am I gonna do with you?

[phoenix_temple]

You've tried dating me, but it seems to make it worse.

[anequal]

Well, that's not something I plan to change anytime soon honestly.

[phoenix_temple]

Then you're stuck saving me.

[anequal]

And you're stuck getting saved.

[phoenix_temple]

So long as you don't get bored of me because I call you contagious.

[anequal]

You're going to have to work on finding a new adjective.

[phoenix_temple]

I could call you cute.

[anequal]

That would still be a more positive word than contagious.

[phoenix_temple]

But it might be kind of mean when I have to specify which Anthony and I say the cute one.

[anequal]

Why don't you just say our whole names?

[phoenix_temple]

Because it's kind of cute when you get frustrated that I call you contagious.

[anequal]

So now you call me cute!

[phoenix_temple]

Well I wouldn't date you if I didn't think you were.