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[anequal]

Don't be so medieval. Boyfriend. [He laughs and strokes her cheek with his thumb.]




So uh. Your buddy's also been waiting here.

[phoenix_temple]

... I told him to stay home. What if we sneak out the back? [She has a giant bird stalker, Anthony.]

[anequal]

He's telepathic, isn't he? He'll know and wait for us.

[Patpat. Come on, they'll just have to deal.]

[phoenix_temple]

I have a bird chaperon. How am I supposed to feel about that? [She's coming. She grabs his hand, though.] I can take my bag if you want...

[anequal]

Literally your guardian god. You should feel watched. We have no privacy anymore. [He will link their fingers but keep a firm grip on her bag.] Let me. It makes me feel like a gentleman.

[phoenix_temple]

But I want privacy. We're never going to get anywhere if there's a bird god literally watching us all the time.

[anequal]

[he blinks] Get where?

[phoenix_temple]

[kaljsdfmasd]

I-I mean! Can you imagine making out and then all you hear is birdgod in your head?!

[anequal]

Aah.

In that case, I can make barbecue. Oversized knives and all that, you know?

[phoenix_temple]

--! Don't, Anthony. That's so mean...

[anequal]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

But he's going to have to work on giving us some time.

[phoenix_temple]

You can tell him that. He doesn't listen much to me.

[anequal]

Can I even talk to him? Isn't he a telepath?

[phoenix_temple]

I'm sure you can. I mean it's not like-- He's a deity, Anthony!

[anequal]

And I'm a nonbeliever, deities and I don't mix well.

Besides, what am I even gonna say?

[phoenix_temple]

I don't know... He's pretty friendly.

[anequal]

Dear lord god of whatever birdy rules over I want to kiss my girlfriend in peace without any voyeurs?

[phoenix_temple]

His name is Windam, Anthony.

[And she will lean over to kiss him pleasantly.

And then it's ruined. For both of them.]

Legendary Magic Knight. Legendary Magic Knight's Escort.

Why are you late?

[anequal]

[He grabs her by the shoulders to finish the kiss before pulling away and sighing.]

Hey Big Bird. We were talking. We aren't that late.

[phoenix_temple]

[That was sudden she's dazed for a moment.]

You are uninjured, then?

[anequal]

[He will take her around with an arm around her shoulders, looking up for the bird.]

Yeah, we're just fine. You didn't get in trouble?

[phoenix_temple]

[He flutters his wings.]

I grow tired of waiting on this roof.

[anequal]

You could've waited somewhere else. Are you flying home with us?

[phoenix_temple]

I would like to go to the park.

[The way Anais facepalms. Can you feel it, Anthony?]

[anequal]

Are you sure you're a god and not a dog? Can parks even fit you?

[He looks at her. Are we taking him?]