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[She mumbles a thank you.] Someone has to keep me from doing dumb stuff...

Are you sure you trust me with such a big responsibility?

You've done pretty well so far.

All right. If you trust me so.

I promise not to wander into any more gang territory.

Swear on that sword of yours.

The one I don't have?

Totally. Sword in your soul, Temple.

I really don't have any actual sword, but if you insist...

You need to use your imagination.

I swear on the sword I don't have, so long as you swear not to get eaten by dickless giants.

Fair enough! I'll swear it on your sword too.

That poor sword is so burdened...

[He laughs]

Or maybe on my own sword? Swords? They're kind of like box cutters though.

Swords and box cutters are very different sizes, Anthony.

Dude no you don't even know.

These are box cutters for cutting titans!

Wouldn't those be titan cutters?

Oh my god they're just blades Anais they just look like box cutters!

Wow, and you're the one who keeps making me swear on a sword I don't have and I am the one getting an oh my god.

Titan cutters just sounds lame!

So does "sword in your soul."

Sword in your soul at least has a classy ring to it.

[he just grumbles] Titan cutters...

It's an accurate description!

It is but it has like no creativity!

If it's a box cutter that doesn't cut boxes, but does cut titans, it's a titan cutter.

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