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[anequal]

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[anequal]

holy shit

how deep do you plan to cut yourself?!

jfc when are you doing this tonight???

[phoenix_temple]

idk i don't really trust myself with a knife.

idk are you free???

[anequal]

i said i'm free!!!!!

give me a time??

[phoenix_temple]

How's 6 sound? Mom's going to a home lesson so nobody'll be confused or anything.

[anequal]

i'm going to get arrested for attempted murder for you aren't i

i'll be there

[phoenix_temple]

What? No! I mean worse comes to worse it'll look like I'm trying to murder myself.

[anequal]

No I'll get arrested because I'm going to be there while you're trying to murder yourself.

I'm going to become a terrorist like Alan.

[phoenix_temple]

That's not terrorism. That's aiding and abetting or w/e

look the point of this is you are going to make sure i do not die

[anequal]

I'M GOING I'M GOING

I SAID I'M GOING

[phoenix_temple]

NO I MEAN

there won't be a problem becuase i won't be dead.

[anequal]

i'm not a doctor but i know first aid so yeah i can help???? my neighbor's a doctor

[phoenix_temple]

All you have to do is call everybody if something goes wrong.

And stop me from freaking out I really don't like blood actually.

[anequal]

i'll be there.

6pm your place, right?

[phoenix_temple]

yeah

you don't have to if you don't want to idk who else to ask tho.

[anequal]

i don't necessarily want to watch you bleed but if you need support i'm going to give it to you

i'll bring chocolate. and juice. you're going to need it.

[phoenix_temple]

I'll make pizza. You're doing enough.

[anequal]

vegetarian? :)

[phoenix_temple]

I said make not order omg fine i'll call it in.

[anequal]

OMG I'M KIDDING I'M FINE i just didn't feel like eating meat ok???

[phoenix_temple]

too late, 6pm.

[anequal]

deal

[ACTION?]

[phoenix_temple]

[She is totally waiting for him. And there is totally pizza waiting for him too. She has done her best to sterilize a knife and she honest to god can't believe she's doing this she keeps doing stupid things.

But tbf she did get some encouragement about it and she's at least trying to be smart this time.]

[anequal]

[He gets there and says maybe they shouldn't eat first in case she gets sick. Show him the knife?]

[phoenix_temple]

[It's just a kitchen knife! It's one of her mom's and her mom's set is pretty nice but still she looks really pale and kind of nervous.]

[anequal]

You're going to accidentally cut off a finger with this. Do you really want to make your mom cut food with something you chopped yourself with? Jesus...

[He puts it down and reaches into his coat pocket. He keeps a Swiss army knife on himself and he pulls that out.] Here. Help me sterilize this.